dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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