I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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