you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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