you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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