Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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