Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
her facebook's as public as her vagina
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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