Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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