I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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