oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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