that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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