I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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