he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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