How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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