Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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