just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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