One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
A+ Viking dick
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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