I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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