According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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