Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i was born a porn star she said
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
You don't make any sense
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