We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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