How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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