You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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