we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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