Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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