Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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