I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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