no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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