Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Randomize
