I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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