Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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