I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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