Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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