dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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