Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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