just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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