What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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