By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
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you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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