I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
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Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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