seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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