# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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