in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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