Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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