I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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