I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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