It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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