I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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