yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize