Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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