And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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