This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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