absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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