I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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