she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I wish i was in the wii world.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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