she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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