sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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