A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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