the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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