they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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