Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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